I'm a Wii manBefore I start, if you'll look in the links section on the left side of this page you'll see a link to tommyiscooldotcom. We have a mutual friend who pointed me to this site, and it's a cracker. This site is my kind of humour, which is a cross between fart jokes and a doing circlework at the Woolies carpark. He's been at it for years, I hope I'm that fresh after that long.
If you know another blog with a similar sense of humour as Boredomistan and tommyiscooldotcom, email me (by clicking my name at the top right corner of the page) and I'll link them up. You get nothing.
I've been applying for jobs like mad recently, once I agree to one I might do a post about the fun job hunting process. I've been using this site as one of my works to show off to potential employers, so you guys won't be getting any pictures of mutilated genitals or aborted foetuses (foetii?) until I land one. If you are an employer, please don't read Dr dooshy's post.
On Monday I have a meeting with the Department of Immigration. Not for a job, though I hear that they have good conditions, but to make my Yankee girlfriend a true blue migrant. Once she's as Aussie as spaghetti bolognaise I will definitely be writing a post about that 6 month nightmare of a process.
If you'd be so kind as to read my last post on The Brights, you'll see a freaking essay in the comments. That's the Guy (capital G, as his name is Guy, hoho, witty) who told me about The Brights. I might ask him to be an author, both of us have been authors on another blog in the past. I'd link to it, but it looks like the guy who ran it hasn't paid his domain name bills.
Also in the next few days I'll be uploading a new version of Boredomistan. It's mostly about improvements to the admin side of the site, but there's some good stuff for you guys too, like being able to paste YouTubes and other flash movies into your comments (actually, I've already uploaded that feature). I was going to do some more banners too, but, meh.
I got a Wii for Christmas. Best Christmas ever. Christmas TV should be non-stop footage of people unwrapping brand new Wiis, the ratings would go through the roof. I've been playing Wii Sports every day and that picture is pretty damn accurate. After half a dozen rounds of Wii Boxing I feel like I've run a marathon, but with my arms. If there was ever a way to get lazy kids to move around, this is it. There probably isn't a way.
Nintendo says that Wii Sports is rated E for Everyone. "Everyone" must be foul-mouthed racists because that's exactly what I turn in to. My girlfriend counted how many times I swore during a game of Wii Baseball, I got to 22. I've mentioned my girlfriend twice in the same post. i wuv u pookykins, smooch smooch.
Here's my Wii number for anyone who wants my Miis: 0866 3070 3036 4102
Put your own Wii number in the comments. Thanks to Greg for the pic.
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Tommyiscool is a terrible blog, stay away from him he has raped more women than bill cosby and you are clearly a bitch
[16:06:11] <n0fy-work> his GF is american
[16:06:13] <bladeybus> bullshit
[16:06:15] <GhallaWork> she hot
[16:06:20] <GhallaWork> cause ill go her when im over there
[16:06:20] <n0fy-work> i dont want to catch retardism
You may have mentioned Laura twice, but i got a paragraph and got mentioned by name <3
And yeah, i guess it looks bad when the comments are longer than the posts :D I'll come aboard if i can be designated Officer For Ripping Morons A New One, or more realistically, Admiral Frustrate People To Tears With Flawless Logic And Unrelenting Specific Detail.
Or possibly even Rear-Admiral In Charge Of Extreme Fetish Communications. Best to make these jokes yourself before the rest do...
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