http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckersAtt: Students and cheapskates. Save liek $10 a week. 60Whats scanning?http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckershttp://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckers/#c20070809105118Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:51:18 GMTHow odd that they'd put a value on what you can attempt to steal and not get punished. "Please empty the contents of your bulging trenchcoat onto the POS terminal so we can add it up... oh dear, $102 bucks, if only you hadn't added that extra chocolate bar we would've been morally ambivalent..." I think you'd attract too much attention to yourself if you tried to open a razor packet surreptitiously... those things don't open very easily and they're fairly shiny. Oh well, if all the conditions are one day conducive your inside intelligence will have prepared me to give it the best crack, heh.http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckershttp://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckers/#c20070720072412Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:24:12 GMTwell, if you get busted shoplifting, you get off with a warning if the total value is less than $100. Unless it's your second offence, in which case stealing a 40c lolly will get you an addition to your record. The razor blades have magnetic tags on them, so open the pack up an just steal the blades instead.http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckershttp://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckers/#c20070719191738Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:17:38 GMTBeaker? more like "Bigot"... But thanks for the handy hints Dr Doosh, as a man of, shall we say... modest... means, i shall endeavor to put them to the test forthwith. I'd also like to know how likely it is that you could get away with stealing those ridiculously priced disposable razor blades, by say, putting them in your hand-basket like you are buying them (so all the cameras on this obviously highly pilferable item are f00led and then casually slipping them into your pocket in a less monitored part of the store. I really want to try this, but i wuss out every time, as it's not really something worth a hefty fine or record or butt-raping by a pig stern talking to by a police officer, but damn it'd be nice to stick it to Gillette. I mean, what do they take us for, charging like that?? I probably just need to find a flick-razor. That'd be cool and hard-man-whiskey-drinkin'-esque as a bonus, but then you have to strop it all day long, and that's not nearly as fun as wanking, even thought the process is similar.http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckershttp://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckers/#c20070719043552Wed, 18 Jul 2007 18:35:52 GMTMake that rich whitey town. Bogan have discovered the freezer and now freeze all discounted meats.http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckershttp://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckers/#c20070711163139Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:31:39 GMTAlso, you won't get discounted items if the azns got there first. Go to whitey town at less popular shops.http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckershttp://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckers/#c20070711163112Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:31:12 GMTActually my store completely violates the scanning policy repeatedly. We won't give things free, just at the cheaper price. If only I were the one being refunded, I might protest. But the stupid azns stealing all the discounted items and bbq chickens in quantities beyond human consumption to sell in their $2PLUS shops can pay.... muahahahahhahttp://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckershttp://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckers/#c20070711163015Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:30:15 GMTHahahaha i love you dooshz You can also try moving the ticket infront of a very similar item with piles of stock, you can claim ignorance and sometimes they give you the item for the cheaper price or for free.. I mean who really clearly reads the ticket anyway, you just see a special tage and go WOOT cheap stuff. Yeah.http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckershttp://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckers/#c20070710183648Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:36:48 GMTDoosh, lay off the crack plz. This article is about as useful as a Jenny Craig in Ethiopia.http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckershttp://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckers/#c20070709140742Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:07:42 GMTI need advice for being stuck in line behind a little old lady who is arguing to return a opened jar of food. It happens to me far too often. Also, I can't believe that you missed a meat-packing joke.http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckershttp://www.boredomistan.com/2007/july/cheapskatemotherfuckers/#c20070708224733Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:47:33 GMT