﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Boredomistan: Future soldier ovens</title><link>http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens</link><description>sXe sistaz.</description><ttl>60</ttl><item><title>Comment from Andy</title><description>It turns out, actually, that these schools where they teach abstinance (check the spelling) rather than educating people about sex and, well, letting them get on with it.... Well, what they end up with is a higher rate of STDs. 

Turns out they're all at it anyway, but ain't using condoms at all -  if you don't buy a condom you ain't having sex, right? Or even worse, they are actually doing a lot of anal... cos again, that ain't sex, right?

Man, the whole abstinance, wait 'til marriage things is a compeletely fuckin' stupid  idea.</description><link>http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens/#c20070511225537</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 12:55:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment from Filemon</title><description>Gosh, this hole virginity thing makes me sick. So instead of showing teenagers responsible sex, we brainwash them with purity concepts. Result: either (a) a generation of traumatized adults who cannot enjoy sex and thus reducing the overall happy zeitgeist of the world, or (b) anyone for anal? </description><link>http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens/#c20070329205901</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:59:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment from Dr dooshy</title><description>I'm cant wait to give my 'purity ring' to my husband on our wedding night.</description><link>http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens/#c20070328204849</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:48:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment from WiseGuy</title><description>Given its success rate i'm surprised people still believe in marriage, let alone that there is anything significant about not having sex until you have taken part in that particular outdated judeo-christian ritual. Humans biologically sexually mature in their teen-hood. You can't deny that or ignore it. While i actually don't think it'd be all that difficult for these girls to keep their vows (being, as silp said, that they marry young anyway) i think it's creepy that their fathers should have anything to do with their virginity, and i feel sorry for them that they'll miss out on what most of us see as the one shining light of experience during our dark teenage years. It's a great way to make a way bigger deal of sex than people that actually just get on with doing it and finding out about it naturally do. Of course "catholic guilt" has done so much for so many people's lives, of course you'd see the benefits of denying your own biology and humanity... Hopefully some of them will be tragically killed in the extended time before they might give birth, and their specific retardation removed from the gene pool.

Then again, as the leet photoshop skillz allude to, it's always more fun breaking in someone who's superficially reluctant. In a non-rapist kind of way, of course. Doing something you're not supposed to be doing but just can't resist is way more fun that doing something nobody gives a fuck if you do or not. The only other positive is that they won't be spreading STDs, although in that community it's more of a negative as far as i'm concerned.</description><link>http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens/#c20070328035646</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:56:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment from tommy</title><description>does anyone else see the irony in calling them 'balls'?</description><link>http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens/#c20070327113430</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 00:34:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment from silpheed</title><description>Not for the guys.</description><link>http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens/#c20070327094600</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:46:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment from The Editor</title><description>Do chastity bracelets also ease arthritis in the wrist?</description><link>http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens/#c20070327071549</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:15:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>An anonymous comment</title><description>Where else but the bible belt?</description><link>http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens/#c20070327022639</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:26:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment from djnapkin</title><description>lmfao as soon as i started reading the article i had already worked out my comment but then you said it, i was thinking more along the lines of www.chastegirlsonblackcock.com or www.penetratemypurityring.com</description><link>http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens/#c20070327002628</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:26:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comment from soup</title><description>you fill the criteria</description><link>http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.boredomistan.com/2007/march/future_soldier_ovens/#c20070326224830</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:48:30 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>